Editor's note: May 5 is National Day of Reason
Is Galoofah Greater
Than God?
by George Fish
Is
Galoofah
greater
than God?
The
answer is
simple,
straightforward,
and
direct.
So
let’s see.
First,
we realize—
Galoofah,
even
at his/her/its
very,
very worst,
is
still,
always
and forever,
a
Poofah.
And
that’s wonderful.
God,
on the other hand—
even
at his/her/its
very,
very best,
is
yet,
always
and forever,
merely
a Wod.
And
that’s
not
very good
at
all!
So
there,
my
Jod!
Bio: George Fish is an Indiana
freelance journalist and poet whose work has appeared in several national and
regional publications and websites, especially those of left and alternative
publications. In addition to short stories and poems, Fish has also published
extensively on economics and politics; popular music, especially blues; and
humor. He also does Lenny Bruce/George Carlin-inspired stand-up comedy.