Editor's note: Today is World Plastic Surgery Day why I advise against plastic surgery by Tracy Mishkin Hey, purse snatchers! I’m Princess Scarface of the Amazons. No bluff no buff no polish. Come on, muggers! I’ll bare my teeth and hiss offer you a sharp kiss. Bio: Tracy Mishkin is a call center veteran with a PhD and an MFA student in Creative Writing at Butler University. Her chapbook, I Almost Didn't Make It to McDonald's, was published by Finishing Line Press in 2014. Her second chapbook, The Night I Quit Flossing, is forthcoming from Five Oaks Press. She has been nominated for a Pushcart Prize.
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